23 Oct

America’s Next Top Doppleganger

I keep seeing this hideous (but funny) ad for Ellen Degeneres’ talk show. Is it just me, or does Doreen from Ohio look like the older, housewife-y version of Lisa D’Amato from America’s Next Top Model? You know, the one who peed in a diaper and talked to a tree that she called “Cousin It.” [...]

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23 Oct

The sights of New York City, part deux

As requested by Ian, I bring you penguin boy: Lara and I saw him on our way out on Friday night, after spending three hours at the Bourgeois Pig. The fondue was nice and all, but when it gets to the point where it dawns on you that you could have watched Titanic in the [...]

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18 Oct

The sights of New York City

One of the most amazing things about living in New York? The ridiculous people you see on the streets. You want an example? Ok, I can provide one: Where to begin? I love the back hair. I love how oddly small his lower body is, and how oddly long his shorts are. I love that [...]

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11 Oct

File under: How cute is this?

My mom likes to send me random adorable animal news that she runs across. So when I found this, I was super jazzed: Let’s Be Friends There is probably nothing cuter than mismatched animal friends. It’s just a fact.

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09 Oct

Anyone want to spot me $22,000?

I want one of these.

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09 Oct

Britney Spears’ perfume

So I kept forgetting to post a link to this hilarious post at Jezebel doing a smell test with Britney Spears’ new perfume and the Vulva perfume that’s supposed to smell like pheremones and lady parts. Now it appears that whoever designed her perfume packaging ripped off a charitable organization. Stay klassi, Brit!

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02 Oct

But what about jail?

This is from last Friday, but it will always be funny.

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02 Oct

Rewind: Rooftops in Bushwick

I was looking through my photos and realized that I’d forgotten to blog about the last time I hung out with Katrina. She invited me to a rooftop party in Bushwick that she found out about via MyOpenBar.com, a magical yet dangerous website. We met and had brunch at Willburg Cafe and caught up, and [...]

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02 Oct

Best second season ever?

It better be, or I am suing Comedy Central for false advertising. How could it have slipped my mind that the Sarah Silverman Program is starting it’s second season tomorrow? Looks like Ian and I have plans tomorrow.

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02 Oct

I’m famous!

Ok, so maybe I’m not, but I did make the news. I went to visit my sister this past weekend in DC. It’s her last weekend as a DC metro area resident, and I went down to join her on her farewell tour of the city. On Friday night, we went to the Liberation Dance [...]

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