One of the most amazing things about living in New York? The ridiculous people you see on the streets. You want an example? Ok, I can provide one:

Where to begin? I love the back hair. I love how oddly small his lower body is, and how oddly long his shorts are. I love that little rag he tied around his head. I love his vein-y arms. I love the fact that he can’t walk with his arms against his body. I love it. I love it all.