I keep seeing this hideous (but funny) ad for Ellen Degeneres’ talk show.

Is it just me, or does Doreen from Ohio look like the older, housewife-y version of Lisa D’Amato from America’s Next Top Model? You know, the one who peed in a diaper and talked to a tree that she called “Cousin It.”

Look, I watch Ellen because I have three kids and THAT’S ENOUGH DRAMA. Actually, the Ellen Show has been full of drama, lately, so I guess Doreen might not be watching it any more.

How about the new season of America’s Next Top Model, though? Love it. Love Wednesdays.

I watch America’s Next Top Model, because I only have a cat, and that’s not enough drama.